I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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