i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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