We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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