I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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