i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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