apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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