I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
