Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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