I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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