So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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