dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
its liver damage thursday
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
