no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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