Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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