Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
ttyl tear gas
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
