S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I am available for nakedness
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize