Those balls look pretty dangerous.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Randomize
