She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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