What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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