Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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