it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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