1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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