He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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