Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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