We need to rekindle our bromance
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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