he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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