youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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