umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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