bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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