You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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