Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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