No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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