I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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