I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I understand Curling. That high.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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