I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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