Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
