If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize