we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
