You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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