so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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