Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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