I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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