This girl is more easily done than said...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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