My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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