i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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