i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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