hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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