Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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