So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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