ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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