idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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