yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Randomize
