butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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