its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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