I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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